9th
I HATE JANUARY
I don’t like the month of January. After all the hustle and bustle of the holidays this month kinda brings every thing to a screeching halt, and I find myself wondering what shall I do now. With all this free time on my hands, I have found time to look in the mirror for more than one second and realized, that somehow I have developed another chin.(damned those Godiva chocolates). I accidentally bought a pair of jeans called “low riders” and wondered which hip shall I put them on, as I have also developed another waist line.(Nertz)
I had so much fun shopping for the holidays , this month also brought the good tidings of the total amount that the enjoyment cost me..(Oh well)
The next gripe is , my husband recently retired, with him under foot is screwing up my routine, I don’t know what I want to do next…He won’t fly, that puts a cramp on a spontaneous holiday. He’s discovered that being a couch potato is not so bad, he can quote all the dialogues of some of the movies and all of the commercials. (I’m sooo Proud ).
The weather is gloomy and in desperation, sending my husband on a senseless errand, I turned down the heat and opened all the doors and windows in the house just to get some fresh air. Sure, I could go for a walk, but with age my dainty steps are not as sure of themselves…And to add to my dilemma this dry weather is making my skin so dry, an alligator would envy me. (botox, here I come ).
I called my son, trying to entice him into a road trip to the boat, Bella Sophia in the Bahamas, but NOOOOOOOOOOOO he says his month is booked up…Has he not realized that it’s all about me??? Sure He has to run a corporation, but after all….I was in labor for NINE MONTHS to bring him into the world so that he may drop everything for his mummy..( I’ve also become delusional )
Oh well, a few more months till spring, and I am leaving for Florida in less than a month I suppose I can bite the bullet and wash my walls.
So how is your January ?
mom
